HOw to become mlg pro status
<--------- This is the Illuminati. This is where it all begins.
First step:
Become a member of the Illuminati. This is a very key process in becoming MLG pro status. You're probably asking, "How in the name of Billy Bob Joe do I become a member of the Illuminati?" Well, there's a very simple answer for that: Look in up on google.
Second step:
Shrek cheeky n00b skrubs IRL. Now, this is a very broad statement. Basically, you have to get your MLG snip_3R r1f13, load it up with some gummy bears, and start hunting for some wabbits. If you're unclear by the meaning of "IRL," it means "In Real Life," not to be confused with "IRCP" (In Real Club Penguin) or "IRM" (In Real Minecraft).
Third step:
Get the RAINBOW PUFFLE
First step:
Become a member of the Illuminati. This is a very key process in becoming MLG pro status. You're probably asking, "How in the name of Billy Bob Joe do I become a member of the Illuminati?" Well, there's a very simple answer for that: Look in up on google.
Second step:
Shrek cheeky n00b skrubs IRL. Now, this is a very broad statement. Basically, you have to get your MLG snip_3R r1f13, load it up with some gummy bears, and start hunting for some wabbits. If you're unclear by the meaning of "IRL," it means "In Real Life," not to be confused with "IRCP" (In Real Club Penguin) or "IRM" (In Real Minecraft).
Third step:
Get the RAINBOW PUFFLE
This is no ORDINARY puffle. This puffle can only be achieved by the most ELITE MLG quickscopers. You may be thinking, "Oh, this puffle is so easy to get! I just have to throw my puffle in a bucket of dye!" WRONG! This puffle is the most DIFFICULT puffle to get in the whole game! A complete guide on how to get it can be found here. Just so you know, at step 3,212,645,013,832, you have to apply "9+10=21"
Fourth step: 1v1 skrubs in Club Penguin.
Now that you're a member of the Illuminati, you've shrekt cheeky n00b skrubs IRL, and you have the Rainbow Puffle, you're ready to expose yourself to the public. The first place to start is Club Penguin, the most MLG game in the world. Now, you'll start to notice that as you're walking through the streets, penguins will be staring at you and your MLG Rainbow puffle. This is completely normal, as the Rainbow puffle gives you +9999 street cred (it's over 9000).
Fourth step: 1v1 skrubs in Club Penguin.
Now that you're a member of the Illuminati, you've shrekt cheeky n00b skrubs IRL, and you have the Rainbow Puffle, you're ready to expose yourself to the public. The first place to start is Club Penguin, the most MLG game in the world. Now, you'll start to notice that as you're walking through the streets, penguins will be staring at you and your MLG Rainbow puffle. This is completely normal, as the Rainbow puffle gives you +9999 street cred (it's over 9000).
Fifth step: Drink Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew is the most MLG drink you could ever think of.
Does a tree erupt?
No, but a Mountain dew.
SNARF SNARF SNARF
Mountain Dew is the most MLG drink you could ever think of.
Does a tree erupt?
No, but a Mountain dew.
SNARF SNARF SNARF
Sixth step: There is no Sixth step. You know why? Because 6÷2=3, and there's 3 sides in a rectangle. Loominate confirmed.
Seventh step: Befriend Loaf Bloke. All you have to do is consume 500 pounds of bread every day, and every night, you need to regurgitate it all on him. His whole family was killed back in the Vietnam war, and he's always had this loneliness in his heart ever since.
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Eighth step: smoke dinald trompbons ery dey. dinal tramp is a fascinating creature. his power is clearly over 9002 due to the obvious use of dank memes and sherkeronies. clearly dinal tramp is telling you to d3al with it mkay. although he may seem sooper sp00ki and impossibru to catch, it's pretti ezed. kim ching chong un is his gr8est weakness. by removing le sp00ki kim chang chong un, dinal tramp will expl0de. youll then be able to trap him in ur dank kosh blunt. gg no re confirmd.
Ninth step: ally with konan. like dinal tramp, konan is a very exotic and exquisite being. youll want to be on his side for obvious reasons mkay. he's able to strike down the most strongest of enemies with his "i just pooped me pants" stare. he's also very gr8 because you can land a plane on his forehead in case of emergency.
tenth step: leeeeeeeeeets get roooooooight into the neeeeeeeeeeeeews. Tenth step: make keemstair money. keemstair is going to become one of your gr8est assets as you move on. you're going to want to create lots of jewtube drama by saying that leafy wants to kill h3h3 irl. it will cause leafy and h3h3 and every other idiot on jewtube to make videos aboot this. k33mstair will also be covering this information. everyone will go to his chanle, get him losts of voos, likes, a skrubskribes and he'll make tons of jewtube monayy. you're gonna have to sign a contrakt with keemstair in which you receive 50% of all profit he makes off of his leafy videos. with this jootube monayy, you'll be able to fuel your mlg pro status campaign for a very long time.
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